Attila the Pun
Monday, November 08, 2004
Random celebrity abuse
Any post involving Jim Belushi really writes itself, but nonetheless, I present:
James Belushi has sued his next-door neighbour, actress Julie Newmar, accusing her of a "campaign of harassment" to drive him from his home.
A telephone number for Newmar, who played Catwoman in the 1960s television series "Batman," was not immediately available.
Is there some street in Beverly Hills where all the washed up B Grade actors go to live?
The suit seeks an injunction against the actress as well as damages of at least $US4 million ($A5.3 million) plus lawyers' fees, saying her actions caused emotional distress and harmed Belushi's reputation and career.
No Jim, "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe" caused emotional distress, "K-9" harmed your reputation and career.
Come to think of it, sadly, K-9 was actually a career highlight. If it weren't for Red Heat, your career would have nothing to recommend it, and you have Arnie to thank for that one (playing the amusingly named "Ivan Danko").
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