Attila the Pun
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
squeak squeak

The Labor party really should invest in some of those plastic discs they put on ship's ropes to stop rats crawling on board.

Of course, in this case, the idea would be to stop the rats deserting the sinking ship.

Look out for Labor's new front bench, consisting of Latham, Gillard, Crean, Garrett and, err, some other people they will rustle up soon, honest.

It should be like in primary school sport, where when one team has way more good players than the other, the good team has to lend a couple of people to make it a bit more of a contest.

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