Attila the Pun
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
A baby is for life, not just for christmans
Treasurer Peter Costello has said that the government will take 'steps' to ensure that teenagers don't have kids just to cash in on the new $3000 non-means tested maternity payment.
He didn't specify what these 'steps' might be. May I suggest that anyone naming their child by butchering an existing name (e.g. "Bilynda") or naming them after a current film (e.g. "Aragorn" "Legolas") be automatically disqualified. Likewise for anyone that names their child 'bonus' or 'cha-ching!'
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